Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Actor
Director: And action! Stottlemeyer Actor: Uh, look, I know he's a bit eccentric, but Adrian Monk is the best damn investigator I've ever had. So you tell the mayor, if he goes, I go. That's right. Lieutenant Disher! Lieutenant Disher, you got a minute? Disher Actress: Yes, Captain? Stottlemeyer Actor: Uh, what the hell do I say. Producer: [o.s.] The victim. Stottlemeyer Actor: I got it. The victim just received a check for $50,000. Pretty weird time to kill yourself. What do you think? Disher Actress: I'll tell you what I think. I think the department doesn't appreciate you enough. Stottlemeyer Actor: Randi, what are you doing? Disher Actress: I'm doing what you taught me to do, Captain. Following my instincts. [they kiss] Captain Stottlemeyer: That never happened. Lieutenant Disher: Not even once.