Director: And action!
Stottlemeyer Actor: Uh, look, I know he's a bit eccentric, but Adrian Monk is the best damn investigator I've ever had. So you tell the mayor, if he goes, I go. That's right. Lieutenant Disher! Lieutenant Disher, you got a minute?
Disher Actress: Yes, Captain?
Stottlemeyer Actor: Uh, what the hell do I say.
Producer: [o.s.] The victim.
Stottlemeyer Actor: I got it. The victim just received a check for $50,000. Pretty weird time to kill yourself. What do you think?
Disher Actress: I'll tell you what I think. I think the department doesn't appreciate you enough.
Stottlemeyer Actor: Randi, what are you doing?
Disher Actress: I'm doing what you taught me to do, Captain. Following my instincts. [they kiss]
Captain Stottlemeyer: That never happened.
Lieutenant Disher: Not even once.