Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Jury Duty
Adrian Monk: I have two plants at home that are completely dependent on me, your honor. Judge Rienzo: Plants? Adrian Monk: I have a fern and a small azalea bush. Judge Rienzo: And you have an assistant. Can't she water the plants? Adrian Monk: Good question. Here's the thing. She has a tendency to overwater. Natalie: Okay, that is not true. That happened once. Adrian Monk: More than once. Natalie: It was two ounces. Adrian Monk: Two ounces to an azalea bush is like a swimming pool. Natalie: Okay, wait- Judge Rienzo: Mr. Monk, I have seen hundreds of people pretend to be disturbed to avoid jury duty, but you, sir, are in a class by yourself. Adrian Monk: You're too kind. Judge Rienzo: Well, it's not gonna work, sir. You have a seat, Mr. Monk. Adrian Monk: Objection. Judge Rienzo: You're juror number 11.