Adrian Monk: When I hear, when I heard Natalie say she almost had a heart attack I remember, I remembered that Larry Zwibell, AKA also known as Ben Gruber, was taking heart medicine. Cappy! Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Leland Stottlemeyer, homicide! Show, show me your badge.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No.
Adrian Monk: Show it. Show, show, show it. Show, wet.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk-
Adrian Monk: I solved the case.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good, good, good, good. Let's, let's, um-
Adrian Monk: Okay, show it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Let's let these people go up to their rooms, okay?
Adrian Monk: Where's your gun? He got a gun. Oh, no, no, no, no, no! You don't understand. No, no, no. These are the suspects. Oh, yeah. They're all in on it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, what did they do?
Adrian Monk: Well, they, look at them! I mean, look! Oh, look at them! Okay. Okay. They may not look like cold-blooded killers, but they're they're "crinimals". Yeah. They're "crinimals". Crinimal. Criminals. [falls off a chair]
Natalie: Mr. Monk!
Adrian Monk: They're criminals, I'm telling you! Oh, yeah. We're gonna need a big old paddy wagon. Do they still have paddy wagons?
Natalie: Here you go, Mr. Monk. Please, please drink this coffee.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Wow. Cup O' Joe. Keep them warm.