Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Dexter Larsen: You know, Mr. Monk, I would love to answer all of your questions, but, right now, I am late for a tee time. But I have a private golf course out back. Some friends are coming by. Mr. Monk, do you play golf? Adrian Monk: No, I don't play. Lieutenant Disher: I play golf. Captain Stottlemeyer: Lieutenant Disher does not play golf. Lieutenant Disher is still on duty.