Angie Morrison: Hello. Can we help you?
Adrian Monk: [to Sharona] Oh, no. It's a stampede. Get a wipe ready. [to Angie] I'm Adrian Monk. I called earlier.
Angie Morrison: Oh, Mr. Monk. Please excuse the mess. After the marathon, we just kind of hibernate for a while, you know.
Adrian Monk: This is my assistant Sharona. [Sharona is still searching for a wipe]
Angie Morrison: Hi. Oh, I'm this year's chairperson, Angie Morrison. [Monk shakes her hand] This is Tillie Graves [Monk shakes her hand], Cicily Fraiser [Monk shakes her hand], and Brandon Connelly over there [Monk shakes his hand].
Adrian Monk: Got it. Brandon Connelly, hi. [Sharona finally gets a wipe out]
Angie Morrison: And this is Carl Jenkins. He's our chief of security.
Adrian Monk: Hi, Carl. [Monk shakes his hand]
Carl: Hi.
Adrian Monk: [to Sharona] Thank you. [wipes hand]
Carl: You got a problem with me?
Adrian Monk: What? Oh, no, no, no.
Carl: You don't want to shake a brother's hand, you just say so. You don't gotta go wiping it off.
Sharona: Oh, no. He does that to everybody.
Carl: Am I blind? Do I look like I'm blind? I saw what I saw. I'm gonna go and lock up downstairs. If I stick around here, I might do something I'll regret.
Tillie Graves: We're all just people, Mr. Monk.