Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets Dale the Whale
Dale Biederbeck: Listen, by the time my lawyers are through with you, you're not gonna know which end is up. There's not a prison in the country that can hold me. Adrian Monk: There's very few shopping malls that can hold you. But, nonetheless, we're gonna give it a try. Dale Biederbeck: You... [reaches for Monk's neck] Sharona: What's he doing? Adrian Monk: I think he's trying to kill me. [Dale gives up] Wasn't really much of a fight, was it?