Mitchell: You saw that right? Everybody fawning over Lily, and then you walk on and suddenly it's all, "Ooh, Skymall. I gotta buy a motorized tie rack." I'm gonna give a speech.
Cameron: You are not giving a speech. We're gonna be stuck with these people for the next five hours!
Mitchell: You're right, it's okay, I'm sorry.
Woman: Honey, look at that baby with those creampuffs.
Mitchell: Okay, excuse me. Excuse me, but this baby would be growing up in a crowded orphanage if it wasn't for us creampuffs. And you know what, to all of you who judge, hear this, love knows no race, creed or gender and shame on you! You small minded, ignorant fe-
Cameron: Mitchell?
Mitchell: What?
Cameron: She's got the creampuffs.
Mitchell: Oh.
Cameron: We would like to pay for everyone's headsets.