Jay Quote #1430
Cameron: Come on, hurry up! A bet's a bet! I told you I could stand on one leg longer than you!
Jay: You're the only one whose balance gets better after drinking a jug of whiskey.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Wild’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Every winter, I take a bird-watching trip with my buddies specifically to see a bald eagle. So far, no luck. This year, my buddies bailed: back spasm, cracked hip. And I'm the idiot for installing a shower chair. I was all set to go solo, when those three tagalongs invited themselves. They invaded my territory like a bunch of bay-breasted warblers.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [to Claire] Way to rock it, girlfriend!
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I cannot deny it anymore. I am turning into a white woman.
Quote from Cameron
Phil: Pair of 7s.
Jay: Ace high.
Cameron: Everyone, I'd like you to meet Don Lemon and RuPaul, a pair of black queens.