Cameron Quote #1250
Quote from Cameron in Red Alert
Cameron: Lily, sweetie, open up. We're gonna be late for school.
Lily: I'm not going! Leave me alone!
Mitchell: Another meltdown.
Cameron: She's locked herself in the bathroom. Now don't you wish you'd let me build that outhouse?
Mitchell: Still no.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Red Alert’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Look, everyone's taking this whole thing way too seriously. When my daughter has her first Shark Week, we're just gonna laugh about it. That's what girls want. I mean, it is bananas what happens down there every month. Only good thing is, it reminds me to pay my bills. Oh, that's why my credit card keeps getting denied.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Hey, bitch.
Lily: [o.s.] Haley's here?!
Haley: That's right. And cheer up. You're missing the whole silver lining in all of this. A period is a Get Out Of Jail Free card for everything. Didn't study for a test? "Oh, wah. I have cramps." Don't want to go to gym class? "Sorry... lady problems." Wanna eat a whole sheet cake? Shut down a bad date? Smuggle some weed into a concert in your tampon box? Ain't nobody looking in there.
Lily: What is wrong with you?!
Quote from Lily
Manny: Lily? Step-Uncle Manny's here. Cherish this. You've been given the ability to create life. Each cramp, each migraine should remind you...
Lily: [o.s.] Get the [bleep] out of here, Manny!
Manny: Take care, everybody.