Cameron Quote #1198

Quote from Cameron in Torn Between Two Lovers

Cameron: I'm sorry the juicy trial didn't work out. Are you okay?
Mitchell: Yeah. I-I guess if I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't have told you to bite me.
Cameron: Weird how I just went along with that, no questions. Oh, and speaking of doing it all over again, do you ever regret having kids?
Mitchell: Of course not. I mean, do I sometimes look back and wish everything was different?
Cameron: If you say "yes," that is regret.
Mitchell: Then, no, because if we didn't have them I would be Trent, an uptight lunatic who falls apart over a broken tchotchke. I mean, kids give you perspective. You realize what's important, to let go of... [glass breaks, children giggle] And there goes our last nice thing.
Cameron: Thank God we're free now.

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 ‘Torn Between Two Lovers’ Quotes

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: All right, Lily, let's go. Okay, how late are we, "goat loose in the house" late or "stubborn cow in the road" late?
Mitchell: You've lived here 12 years. Please use city time.

Quote from Phil

Phil: Hey. I just ran into Dylan. He told me what happened between you two.
Haley: Look, whatever he said...
Phil: Relax. I know you kissed him again.
Haley: Okay.
Phil: You clearly inherited the power of the Dunphy kiss. Take it from me. That can really mess with a man.

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Dylan: Anyway, I just want to talk to her, and she won't return my calls.
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo.
Phil: Word.
Phil: Aw, I'm sorry, man. You're a good guy. You deserve better than being ghosted. I'll talk to her.
Dylan: You'd do that for me?
Phil: Yeah, I'll throw her a gab. You stab me?
Dylan: Huh?
Phil: Darn it. I think Luke's messing with me.