Cameron Quote #1161
Quote from Cameron in Daddy Issues
Ms. Wolfe: Now, fights are very common at Lily's age. I mean, so many parents ask me, "What happened to my sweet little kid," and I say, "that's puberty."
Mitchell: Puberty? Well, Lily's a little young for that, so-
Cameron: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What is this? The inner ear?
Ms. Wolfe: That is the female reproductive system.
Cameron: Oh.
Mitchell: Cam.
Cameron: Oops. Heh. I dropped the, uh... I want to say egg chute, but I know it's probably something more Latin-y.
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