Jay Quote #1262
Quote from Jay in Written In The Stars
Gloria: I am Gigi DeLaroca, businesswoman.
Jay: I am Raoul Matadore. I own this hotel. May I?
Gloria: Of course, Mr. Matadore.
Jay: Like Andy Garcia in "Ocean's Eleven."
Gloria: [hushed] I don't think you have to explain.
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Quote from Jay
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Jay: The body was crazy. Unfortunately, so were the politics.