Shorty Quote #16

Quote from Shorty in Sex, Lies & Kickball

Gloria: Shorty, you're kidding.
Shorty: I never joke when it comes to fruit. That miracle in your hand is a half plum, half apricot. There was a time they could only accomplish that in juice.

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 ‘Sex, Lies & Kickball’ Quotes

Quote from Pepper

Pepper: [after eating and spitting out a Cheeto] And from what fromagerie...
Cameron: You're from Lubbock, Texas.
Pepper: [gasps] You son of a bitch!

Quote from Pepper

Ronaldo: [eating a popsicle] I was skeptical at first because orange is so over right now, but I love it.
Lionel: You like it, too, Pepper?
Pepper: Mm, wonderful. I haven't seen this much artificial color since Ted Turner got his hands on "Casablanca."
Cameron: Your grandparents grew up in a trailer.
Pepper: I hate you.

 Shorty Quotes

Quote from Bringing Up Baby

Miles: So 65, huh? You're heading into the best years of your life.
Shorty: That's right. You put in the work. You climbed the mountain. Now it's time to reap the rewards.
Jay: I guess you're right.
Phil: Sounds pretty good to me.
Shorty: You know, the more I look at you, the angrier I get that you don't got a beard.
Phil: I had a soul patch once.
Shorty: A soul patch? That's like a beard's crap.

Quote from Three Dinners

Shorty: You're calling me a cheater? You? The guy on the golf course who can't seem to count higher than 5?
Jay: Maybe I can't keep track of my shots because somebody won't stop talking.
Shorty: It is in my nature to comment on the bizarre and unusual things I see in the world, like that convulsion you call a golf swing.