Cameron Quote #1042

Quote from Cameron in Pig Moon Rising

Cameron: So, this is a real Vanderkoff.
Mitchell: Yeah, yeah. It feels good to finally be free of that secret.
Cameron: Yeah, it's just great to have everything out in the open.
Mitchell: Yeah. That expensive painting you bought me over there, I moved it to cover up a hole I made in the wall.
Cameron: I only paid 25 cents for that painting at a garage sale, and I used the rest of the money on shoes.
Mitchell: I get electrolysis. My beard grows up to here.
Cameron: I don't really know how to line dance, and that's why those cowboys laughed at you when you did what I taught you. [cat meows]
Both: That's not Larry.

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