Jay Quote #1554
Quote from Jay in Pig Moon Rising
Diego: [on the radio] You're on Caliente with Diego and The Donkey.
Jay: Hello! Yes! I'm calling about the Gloria Estefan tickets.
Diego: And they're all yours if you can complete this lyric... "Turn the blank around." One of her biggest hits from the '90s. We've been playing it all morning.
Jay: "Turn the car around."
Diego: Nope. Two more guesses.
Jay: "Turn the boat around."
Diego: [imitates buzzer] Try again.
Jay: "Turn the economy around"!
Diego: [trombone plays] You're an ass.
Jay: [donkey brays] Damn it!
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