Jay Quote #1144

Quote from Jay in Pig Moon Rising

Gloria: Okay, give it back to me.
Jay: No need. I got 'em.
Gloria: Oh, really? And you paid?
Jay: Yeah, you got your browser filling out your credit card info. It's not super secure, but, whoever steals them will probably spend less than you.

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