Jay Quote #1076
Quote from Jay in Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook
Jay: Gloria, you won't believe this.
Gloria: What?
Jay: That was Claire. Manny never showed up at Luke's party. They think he went to Sophie's.
Gloria: So disappointed in him.
Jay: I know, and I hate to drive over there and drag him to Luke's, but I know better than to try to stop you.
Gloria: I feel bad about embarrassing him, but I was very clear about this.
Jay: Well, maybe next time he'll get the picture. [chuckles]
Gloria: Why did you just chuckle like that?
Jay: Nothing. The- The beard tickles.
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‘Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] David Soul played Hutch in "Starsky and Hutch." Now, one of my groovier closet ideas was a hutch for your skis that latched onto the end of your closet. I called it the "Storeski End Hutch." David Soul gave me a signed picture. Well, one day, the picture disappears and Earl plays innocent. But the whole time, he's had it. Ironically, this would've been a great episode in "Starsky and Hutch."
Quote from Jay
Jay: This is mine! I'm the one who came up with "Storeski End Hutch." Just like I came up with the "Dr. Quinn Medicine Cabinet." You were the hack! I was the visionary!
Quote from Phil
Mitchell: Phil, are you okay?
Phil: I'm fine. Yeah. Hey, you know what the Beaver said when he slipped in water?
Mitchell: Damn it?
Phil: Damn it.