Jay Quote #651
Quote from Jay in ClosetCon '13
Jay: So, are we doing this?
Rita: I'll bring it to your room this afternoon.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: We have a little tradition at ClosetCon for rookies, which Claire is this year. We take a skeleton. We hide it in their closet. They open the door and scream, and we all have a good laugh. Can't take full credit for the idea. We stole it from Cabinetcon.
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Cameron: No, no, sweetie, we're just having a conversation about how your daddy can be so stuck-up.
Mitchell: Cam, that's really mature. Use our daughter to get your little digs in. I would never do that, sweetie.
Cameron: You don't think I notice how condescending you are when we come here? You just set on the porch. You roll your eyes. You don't participate in anything. And, yeah, I said "set." But that's how we talk here. I'm from this place. I'm proud of this place. And it hurts me that the man I love just thinks it's some big joke. Come on, sweetie.
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