Jay Quote #255
Quote from Jay in Two Monkeys and a Panda
Gloria: Jay, I'm not going to marry anyone else.
Jay: That's what you say now.
Gloria: But no one knows what the future holds.
Jay: So I want you to have this.
Gloria: Ay, look at this. An empty coffee can. Do you know what men used to buy me?
Jay: When I go, toss me in the fire sweep up my ashes, stick 'em in that. Ta-da!
Gloria: We need to talk about this "ta-da."
Jay: 'Cause I don't care if it's in a wall or if it's in the ground just as long as I end up with you.
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‘Two Monkeys and a Panda’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Claire: [aside to camera] More than anything I want my girls to stop fighting and be close. I want them to share clothes and do each other's hair and gossip about boys, like I used to do with Mitchell.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Now, Mom, that's my favorite sweater. I just got it.
Claire: You know what you girls need to learn to do? You need to learn to share. Because that's what sisters do. All right, Haley, nothing's gonna happen to your sweater. Right, Alex? Hmm?
Haley: Okay, fine. Then I will just go put on your favorite nerdy T-shirt the one with the guy from Back to the Future on it.
Alex: That's Albert Einstein. And it is not nerdy.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I went to a funeral last Saturday and it got me thinking about where Gloria and I were gonna end up after we die.
Gloria: Yeah, it's been a fun week.
Jay: I don't like loose ends. So I made a few calls. I found these people selling a couple of primo plots in the best cemetery in town. Not that I'm gonna go there anytime soon.
Gloria: Don't be so sure. With all that bacon that he eats.
Jay: Well, I gotta give my cholesterol pills something to do.