Phil Quote #304
Quote from Phil in Dance Dance Revelation
Phil: Hey. I don't know what happened. I just- I I don't know what happened.
Jay: Look, I might have come down on you a little bit hard today. I'm sorry.
Phil: I remember pretending to go look for some socks.
Jay: I mean, it's, uh, my fault. I pushed your buttons. My father-in-law was the same way with me. It was horrible.
Phil: Grandpa Lucus? He was a sweetheart.
Jay: Yeah, after the stroke mellowed him out good. Before, an animal.
Phil: We named Luke after him.
Jay: Everything I did was wrong. If I said it was white, he'd say it was black. Although he never said anything was black, 'cause he was a pretty big racist.
Phil: I wear his watch.
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Quote from Cameron
Cameron: What else does it say?
Mitchell: Okay, well, this one says, "When my daughter bit her brother I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth. She cried and cried, but she never bit again." Smiley face.
Cameron: Oh, well, the smiley face makes it okay. I waterboarded our toddler. LOL.
Mitchell: All right, what do you suggest we do?
Cameron: That we log off the Spanish Inquisition Web site and handle this with love.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: There's a whole section on biting on this mommy forum.
Cameron: Oh, good. What does it say?
Mitchell: "My son was biting, so I got a stranger to yell at him. Being disciplined by someone else outside the family scared him into stopping."
Cameron: Idiots!
Mitchell: Cam.
Cameron: I am not hiring some hobo to come over here and traumatize my child. She's already prone to flashbacks, if you know what I mean.
Mitchell: Okay, you know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?
Cameron: I don't know anything anymore.
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Mitchell: He's probably just confused. You know who I bet did it, though? Billy. Rhymes with "Lily." Plus, he is very aggressive.
Cameron: His babysitter is right over there. She's- She's not much of a disciplinarian. Because I can assure you if our child did something like this we would be on her like white on rice. And I know that sounds a little bit like a racial slur because we're white and she presumably likes rice but I didn't intend it that way.