Phil Quote #193
Quote from Phil in Travels with Scout
Claire: I thought you were dealing with your dad.
Phil: Oh, yeah, I did. He's fine, so-
Phil: Whoa!
Claire: You got that from a two-minute conversation?
Phil: I asked him point-blank if he was okay. He said he was. So I just- Just swapped some jokes and moved on.
Claire: Phil, the man needs more of a push than that.
Phil: Look, if he wants to talk to me about it, he will. Geez, someone's panties are in a bunch.
Claire: I thought I was showing concern and-
Phil: No. Right there.
Claire: Oh, my God! That damn dog!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Travels with Scout’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: He's not going home? He's never been away from my mom for longer than a doctor's appointment.
Claire: Honey, I know. I told you.
Phil: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers. It turns out I'm one of 'em. It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: What were you thinking? Who takes a little boy to a horror movie? That's loco, Jay.
Jay: This is no big deal. You want scary? When I was his age, I lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis. I slept with a butter knife under my pillow in case I had to fight some Soviet colonel.
Gloria: Why would they send a Soviet colonel to get a little boy?
Jay: Because I could identify every commie plane.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] One of the greatest days of my life was when my old man sprung me from school and took me to the track. I wanted to do the same type of thing for Manny, plus I figured when Gloria heard about it, maybe it pays off in the bedroom. I wonder if that's why my old man did it. Oh, crap.