Gloria Quote #37
Quote from Gloria in Fifteen Percent
Jay: You're not gonna believe this. Mitchell says Shorty's gay.
Gloria: Shorty? Yeah, I believe it.
Jay: Oh, come on!
Gloria: Well, he's a great dresser, a great dancer.
Jay: That doesn't prove anything.
Gloria: He's the only one of your friends that never hits on me.
Jay: My friends hit on you?
Gloria: Yes, all the time, but don't worry. They're a bunch of harmless old men.
Jay: They're my age.
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‘Fifteen Percent’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Just stop it, please. Don't you see how hard this is for me? See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me. I got a house looks like Little Colombia. I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.
Mitchell: Vietnamese.
Jay: Only you would know the difference.
Mitchell: Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.
Quote from Gloria
Whitney: I'll just be alone for the rest of my life. And that's okay.
Gloria: No, don't say that. In my country, there's a saying that means "Love is just around the corner."
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I think it's adorable that Manny has a date. He even picked out the lunch menu: grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood. And the vampires like to eat the blood. [chuckles] And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream, well, because Manny likes ice cream.