Gloria Quote #7
Quote from Gloria in The Bicycle Thief
Gloria: Makes me so happy to see my two boys working together.
Manny: Jay shocked himself twice.
Jay: Okay, Manny.
Manny: Well, I warned him.
Jay: Yep, he's been a big help.
Gloria: Look at you two with your private jokes already. You're a regular Salazar and El Oso.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: It's a very big comedy team in Colombia. El Oso is always hitting Salazar in the head with a ladder and things. And sometimes they wear dresses. They make you laugh, but they also make you think.
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Danielle: Uh, yeah. You know, my husband and I just rented, uh, "Mamma Mia," which I liked, but I don't know that Meryl Streep was the right choice. What did you think?
[aside to camera:]
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