Cameron Quote #1242
Principal Brown: You thought you could bury me by killing college applications, didn't you? Hmm?
Cameron: I will clean out my half of the desk that I share.
Mitchell: Oh, no, it's... I'm so sorry. T-This is... This is my fault. I tried to play ball at work. There was a lot of unnecessary baking. The point is, I-I put these ideas into his head, so...
Principal Brown: Oh. So you're so weak and without conviction that somebody suggests some stupid idea to you and without even thinking, you just abandon all your values and fold like a cheap Chinese fan, huh?
Cameron: Yes, sir. I am a worm.
Principal Brown: That is exactly what I'm looking for. No threat to me at all. [chuckles] Well, congratulations, permanent Vice Principal Tucker.
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