Jay Quote #1409
Claire: Hey, Dad, our video conference is about to start.
Jay: Can we make it fast? I have that sales meeting offsite. Hence the power threads and box of cigars.
Claire: Whoa! Dad, it's 10:00 in the morning. Mm.Ohh!
Jay: I don't swallow it. He smells it on my breath, he lets his guard down. In minutes, I'm taking him in a way that would make a prison guard blush. It's the way gentlemen do business.
Claire: Well, I am sorry to ruin your Glengarry, Glenlivet fun, but that meeting got canceled.
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