Cameron Quote #1163
Quote from Cameron in Daddy Issues
Cameron: You don't think this is gon- gonna come up at the slumber party, do you?
Ms. Wolfe: Not Christina S's slumber party?
Cameron: Yes.
Ms. Wolfe: Oh, God. She single handedly sent our lunch lady back to rehab. I would strongly consider bringing Lily-
Mitchell: Thank you, we got it. Mm. Obviously you were gonna say we should bring Lily... home?
Ms. Wolfe: Actually, I was going to say bring Lily a training... bra.
Mitchell: Training bra!
Cameron: A train set! Bra. See? We all said training bra at the same time.
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