Cameron Quote #1162
Quote from Cameron in Daddy Issues
Ms. Wolfe: I'm just saying that Lily may be self-conscious talking to men even her dads about certain female body issues. Did she tell you what the fight was about?
Mitchell: Yes. Obviously.
Cameron: Yes, we are a very open family. It's not like we wouldn't just not follow up.
Ms. Wolfe: And what did she tell you?
Mitchell: Uh, that a
Cameron: boy.
Ms. Wolfe: No.
Mitchell: Girl.
Ms. Wolfe: A girl tried to snap Lily's
Cameron: Finger!
Ms. Wolfe: Bra.
Mitchell: But Lily doesn't have a bra.
Ms. Wolfe: Exactly. And now she's getting teased, because unlike the other girls, she doesn't have a-
Cameron: Oh, just say it. A mom.
Ms. Wolfe: A bra.
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