Jay Quote #1263
Quote from Jay in Written In The Stars
Jay: [Spanish accent] My hotel in Ibiza was my favorite. I used to hang out with Telly Savalas, Lyle Waggoner, but the scenery here makes me like this one mucho more.
Gloria: You don't have to impress me with money or name-dropping. I think. I like you. Don't tell this to my madam, but I cannot accept any money from you.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Written In The Stars’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Are you into him or something?
Alex: No! I'm just genuinely concerned you're going to embarrass yourself or me. At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy.
Haley: Okay, alls I know is, is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth, and not you.
Quote from Joe
Joe: [aside to camera] Now that I'm six, I like girls, but I love two girls: The Little Mermaid and Claire.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: You see, we have the same address and the same last name. I was just pretending to be a prostitute because my husband has a thing for Jane Fonda in "Klute."
Jay: The body was crazy. Unfortunately, so were the politics.