Joe Quote #42
Quote from Joe in Written In The Stars
Joe: [clears throat]
Phil: Oh. Joe. W-What are you doing up?
Joe: Hello, Claire. I made this for you.
Claire: Oh, my goodness. Look, it's a Valentine. It's two love bugs. Aww.
Joe: [to Phil] Two love bugs. Three's a crowd.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Written In The Stars’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Are you into him or something?
Alex: No! I'm just genuinely concerned you're going to embarrass yourself or me. At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy.
Haley: Okay, alls I know is, is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth, and not you.
Quote from Joe
Joe: [aside to camera] Now that I'm six, I like girls, but I love two girls: The Little Mermaid and Claire.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: You see, we have the same address and the same last name. I was just pretending to be a prostitute because my husband has a thing for Jane Fonda in "Klute."
Jay: The body was crazy. Unfortunately, so were the politics.