Jay Quote #1113
Quote from Jay in Sarge & Pea
Dede: But my dream analyst helped me realize that I never wanted to murder you. I wanted to murder the part of myself that was so angry.
Jay: You were angry because I was an inconsiderate blow-hard.
Dede: Oh, don't do that. We had plenty of good times, didn't we, Sarge?
Jay: You bet we did, Pea.
Dede: Oh! [both chuckle]
Claire: What fresh hell is this?
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Quote from Phil
Stefi: Admission has gotten tougher. Only about 4 out of 10 applicants get accepted.
Luke: Ugh.
Phil: You've beaten worse odds than that. We forgot to get you vaccinated till you were 6.
Quote from Dede
Dede: Well, I don't know what you're doing, but you look great.
Jay: And you look great, too. Oh, look, there's no line at the bar. How about a Rob Roy for old time's sake?
Dede: Oh, you remembered, Sarge. [to Mitchell] That was the only drink I could keep down when I was pregnant.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I got us a campus map, and look at this my old college frat has a chapter here! By legacy rights, I'm entitled to use the main-floor bathroom and sign out a Frisbee.