Jay Quote #1074
Quote from Jay in Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook
Manny: Come on. The party's going to be at Sophie's grandpa's mansion. It's the social event of the season.
Gloria: You're going to Luke's!
Manny: That's not fair!
Jay: You heard your mother! You're going to Luke's! [softly] You're going to Earl's.
Manny: What?
Jay: You're gonna put dead fish in his shoes. And I'm gonna cover for you if your mother gets suspicious.
Manny: Where am I going to hide fish?
Jay: You're in a bathtub!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] David Soul played Hutch in "Starsky and Hutch." Now, one of my groovier closet ideas was a hutch for your skis that latched onto the end of your closet. I called it the "Storeski End Hutch." David Soul gave me a signed picture. Well, one day, the picture disappears and Earl plays innocent. But the whole time, he's had it. Ironically, this would've been a great episode in "Starsky and Hutch."
Quote from Jay
Jay: This is mine! I'm the one who came up with "Storeski End Hutch." Just like I came up with the "Dr. Quinn Medicine Cabinet." You were the hack! I was the visionary!
Quote from Phil
Mitchell: Phil, are you okay?
Phil: I'm fine. Yeah. Hey, you know what the Beaver said when he slipped in water?
Mitchell: Damn it?
Phil: Damn it.