Jay Quote #799
Quote from Jay in Haley's 21st Birthday
Tony: Okay, guys, I ran some numbers, and I can't come close to the price you had over there. He was losing money on that car.
Phil: Oh, my god.
Jay: Not helping. All right, Tony, let's cut to the chase. You either start negotiating, or we're gonna walk back over there and take that other deal.
Tony: Well, if you can still get it, yeah, Th-that's what I would do.
Jay: You want to dance. I don't mind. I'll lead. $500 down.
Tony: Sir even with the deep discounts we offer during the hot dog-a-thon, I have never seen a deal like that.
Phil: Hear that, Jay? I won. What did I win? Not a car! I got to call that first guy back.
Jay: Tony, clock is ticking. Your move. What's that? Could that be from your manager, huh, perhaps?
Tony: Uh, yeah, he says that unless you buy a car, you can't have any more hot dogs.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Haley's 21st Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: When I grow up, I want to have kids. Well, first, I want a perfect husband. Someone who takes care of me. And then we're gonna make a baby. Which is easy. You just put eggs and tadpoles in a glass, and the woman has to drink it. Then, the woman and man kiss and jump on their bed. After a year, she pees, and a baby comes out.
Luke: Wow.
Alex: Oh, my God.
Manny: Okay, then.
Quote from Luke
Lily: So, do you know how babies are made?
Luke: Yep, and I'll tell you. But first, we're gonna need a pen and a bagel.
Lily: Why?
Luke: Well, you're gonna need to take notes, and I'm hungry.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] There is a lot of pressure when one is a gay uncle.
Cameron: Or guncle.
Mitchell: Giving a gift to a niece as hip and chic as Haley.
Cameron: In the 10 years that we've been together, we've only missed the mark one time.
Mitchell: Yeah, when Claire told us what to buy, but we learned our lesson. Ignore Claire and trust our gay instincts.
Cameron: Or "ginstincts."
Mitchell: Too much.