Phil Quote #799
Quote from Phil in The Future Dunphys
Angela: Dad, I made you this necklace. It's good for healing.
Sydney: There's no scientific evidence to back that up, dad.
Angela: I married a doctor.
Sydney: I have three degrees.
Norman: Girls, where's your little brother? He didn't get his arm stuck in a vending machine again, did he?
Claire: Are you getting this? - Yes.
Phil: They sound just like our kids, and they all got together to visit their dad. Who apparently did a pretty good job raising them.
Claire: Please. He sounds like an old hippie.
Phil: A wise, insightful, old hippie. A Jeff Bridges hippie.
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Quote from Haley
Claire: [on the phone] Haley, I love you. If you don't want to work in that store, I'll help you find something you like better.
Haley: Is this reverse psychiatry?
Claire: No, honey. Actually, nothing is.
Quote from Lily
Lily: I want a cheeseburger.
Cameron: But this is a special soup called pho.
Lily: You told me not to say that word.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] It took me right back to 40 years ago, candy-ass preppies with too many privileges. You know what I hated most about those guys? They all had these little noses. What is that?
Okay, gun to my head, maybe I was a tiny bit jealous of those guys back then, with their cars and their fancy hair products: your brylcreems and your VO5s.
You know what was a rare book in my school library? One that didn't have genitals drawn all over it. Who am I kidding? I wanted what those kids had then, and 40 years later, I still wanted it.