Cameron Quote #497
Quote from Cameron in Mistery Date
Cameron: [answering phone] Hello?
Dave: He's married. To a woman. Yeah, she's out of town. I don't know. They must have some sort of arrangement or something.
Cameron: So what? If they know about it, who cares? You're not ready for a relationship anyway. Just have some fun.
Dave: It feels weird. He has other people coming over. I think I'm gonna bail on this.
Cameron: He's just feeling you out like you're feeling him out. I promise you, these other guests will mysteriously cancel. [call waiting] Hold on just a second, sweetie. [beep] Hello?
Phil: Hey, you guys still coming?
Cameron: I forgot to call you. We have to cancel.
Phil: No problem. Bye. [hangs up] More margaritas for us. The other guys just cancelled.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Mistery Date’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Soothing, right? You see, as the music relaxes the baby, you relax.
Gloria: No, you're making the baby jump on my bladder. How can it relax listening to a song about a hooker?
Cameron: She's not a hooker, she's a private dancer. A dancer for money. She'll do what you want her to- Oh, my gosh, I taught Lily this song.
Quote from Luke
Manny: How can she not be here, either? This is hopeless.
Luke: Have a little faith. Did the Jews give up when the Egyptians chased them to the banks of the red sea?
Manny: How do you know all this stuff?
Luke: Was I the only one listening to Uncle Menachem's toast?
Quote from Cameron
Gloria: I am sorry, but he's supposed to pick up the crib at the store, and I am too tired. The baby kicked me all night. It's either going to be a football player or a chorus girl.
Cameron: You can be both. My senior year, I was a right-side linebacker and a left-side cancan dancer in "Gigi."
Mitchell: Wow. She really set you up for that one, didn't she?
Cameron: Yeah, when it came out of her mouth, I nearly stopped breathing.