Phil Quote #192
Quote from Phil in Travels with Scout
Phil: No, if something was wrong, my dad would tell me about it.
Claire: No, Phil, he wouldn't, because you guys never actually talk about anything.
Phil: We talk all the time. He crank calls me at work, like, three times a week.
Claire: Crank calls don't count.
Phil: Counts for fun.
Claire: No, honestly, I think that you should find out what's going on with your dad.
Phil: It's going to be nothing. My dad isn't like your dad. There's nothing deep and dark inside. His hard candy shell is just hiding more candy.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Travels with Scout’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: He's not going home? He's never been away from my mom for longer than a doctor's appointment.
Claire: Honey, I know. I told you.
Phil: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers. It turns out I'm one of 'em. It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: What were you thinking? Who takes a little boy to a horror movie? That's loco, Jay.
Jay: This is no big deal. You want scary? When I was his age, I lived through the Cuban Missile Crisis. I slept with a butter knife under my pillow in case I had to fight some Soviet colonel.
Gloria: Why would they send a Soviet colonel to get a little boy?
Jay: Because I could identify every commie plane.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] One of the greatest days of my life was when my old man sprung me from school and took me to the track. I wanted to do the same type of thing for Manny, plus I figured when Gloria heard about it, maybe it pays off in the bedroom. I wonder if that's why my old man did it. Oh, crap.