Phil Quote #1876
Quote from Phil in The Bicycle Thief
Phil: So, to teach him a lesson, I took his bike. And then, crazy thing, I put it down for one minute, and someone swiped it from me.
Bike Salesman: Maybe that was your dad teaching you a lesson.
Phil: [forced laughter] Zinger! So any chance I could get a break on this one?
Bike Salesman: I can throw in a bell.
Phil: Deal.
Bike Salesman: For $5.
Phil: No, sir.
Bike Salesman: So, you want to go for the insurance this time, or is it still for suckers?
Phil: Ha ha! Got me again. Well played, m'lord. I will take some insurance.
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