Alex Quote #384
Quote from Alex in Finale Part 1
Arvin: So, I guess I'll just get right into it. I-I didn't see this coming when I asked you to work with me, and I guess I'm sort of afraid... [items clatter] ...how you... how... how you might react, which, uh, explains why I'm acting so awkwardly and why this sentence won't seem to end, which is so delightful when Hugh Grant does it, but I just sound like a raving...
Alex: Let me stop you.
Arvin: Please do.
Alex: I think I know what you're trying to say. Uh, it appears there's some romantic tension between us, and you're afraid that once I sign my contract, we won't be able to act on it.
Arvin: Uh... actually, I was... I was just going to tell you that our project has been moved to Switzerland.
Alex: Damn it, Haley!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Finale Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Ta-da! [all gasp] He's an old-time barkeep. Now, check it out. He's a big guy, like Cam, and he's got red hair, like you!
Mitchell: Dad! This is exactly what we needed... a little whimsy! I love it!
Gloria: No, you don't. Other gays, tell him. [all speak supportively]
Jay: We're gonna have so much fun with this guy. We can throw a-an Uncle Sam hat on him for the 4th of July, a pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving.
Mitchell: Or a rainbow wig for... for Pride.
Jay: Well, it's a piece of art. I don't think you want to make it silly.
Mitchell: So, does this, uh, big fella have a name?
Jay: Sure does. Since he's a combo of Cam and Mitch, he's Kitsch.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: How are you feeling?
Jay: Uh, it's gonna be weird without them being here all the time. Plus, they got the new kid. Poor guy's gonna grow up with those Missouri closets, thinking that's normal.
Quote from Ronaldo
Ronaldo: Mitchell! I love this house! Do you love it? Say you love it.
Mitchell: I do. I love it. I love the flow. I love the lights. I love the location. There... There's even a karaoke room in the basement.
Ronaldo: [gasps] So fun! The last time I had a hot Mike in my basement... You know what? I'm gonna wait till there are more people here.
Mitchell: Oh, oh, the baby's awake. Do... Do you want to meet him?
Ronaldo: I do. I can ask him if he liked our gift. We never heard.