Cameron Quote #1255

Quote from Cameron in Red Alert

Mitchell: Hey, honey? Everyone's gone.
Cameron: And we're sorry we embarrassed you. We should've never included all those people into... this situation.
Mitchell: And just because we're boys doesn't mean we... we can't talk you through your first... [reading pamphlet] "sloughing off of your endometrial tissue."
Cameron: Yeah, "which typically lasts between two and... seven days"?
Mitchell: [whispering] Seven? Oh, my God.
Cameron: [whispering] That's crazy.
Mitchell: [normal voice] Look, Lily, your whole life, it's been... it's been the three of us figuring out stuff together.
Cameron: [normal voice] Yeah, don't you remember in the... in the second grade, when you came home crying because Julie Kwan made fun of your Ricky Martin "She Bangs" lunch box? You didn't want to talk about that, but then, when you finally did, you felt better.
Mitchell: Yeah, you... you don't have to figure this out alone.
Cameron: Yeah, we may not have gone through the exact same thing, but, you know, in the seventh grade, our bodies started changing, too.
Mitchell: Sixth for me.
Cameron: [softly] It's not a competition. [normal voice] And those changes, they were confusing.
Mitchell: Yeah, they were con... confusing and scary and also, um... exciting because, um... you're growing up... Lily. And we're your parents, okay? We are gonna make mistakes, and we are not gonna have all the answers, but when you do want to talk about it, we're... we're here for you.
Cameron: Yeah. We love you.

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 ‘Red Alert’ Quotes

Quote from Haley

Haley: Look, everyone's taking this whole thing way too seriously. When my daughter has her first Shark Week, we're just gonna laugh about it. That's what girls want. I mean, it is bananas what happens down there every month. Only good thing is, it reminds me to pay my bills. Oh, that's why my credit card keeps getting denied.

Quote from Haley

Haley: Hey, bitch.
Lily: [o.s.] Haley's here?!
Haley: That's right. And cheer up. You're missing the whole silver lining in all of this. A period is a Get Out Of Jail Free card for everything. Didn't study for a test? "Oh, wah. I have cramps." Don't want to go to gym class? "Sorry... lady problems." Wanna eat a whole sheet cake? Shut down a bad date? Smuggle some weed into a concert in your tampon box? Ain't nobody looking in there.
Lily: What is wrong with you?!

Quote from Lily

Manny: Lily? Step-Uncle Manny's here. Cherish this. You've been given the ability to create life. Each cramp, each migraine should remind you...
Lily: [o.s.] Get the [bleep] out of here, Manny!
Manny: Take care, everybody.