Claire: I'm sorry, Ms. Beckman. This was a terrible idea. I... Okay. I fell through a step, and my leg is stuck. And listen, there's no company I would rather work for. I didn't want to cancel on you, so I asked my family to make it look like this was my office.
Jay: Jay Pritchett, closeteer, but you probably know that. Achoo!
Ms. Beckman: Achoo! All right, could you just please get him out of my ear shot?