Quote from Cameron in It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
Cameron: Oh, hey, Gloria. Gloria: [gasps, screams] Cameron: I finally found a great spot for the Wi-Fi just in time for the pumpkin weigh-in. Gloria: You sit here while I take a bath?! Cameron: I'm gay? Hello? I'm more fixated on that fabulous robe. I am so borrowing that for my next bath. You didn't drain the water yet, did you?