Quote from Phil in Do Not Push
Claire: [aside to camera] Caltech is the perfect school. Phil: For Claire. Claire: And Alex! Come on, we are talking about one of the best schools in the country. And, yes, it happens to be 45 minutes from our house. Phil: Of course, we'll support her wherever she goes. Claire: Obviously. Nothing is more important to me than her academic whatever, but with Alex, the important thing is keeping her close for the next four years. After that, I'm never gonna see her unless she Skypes me from Neptune, where she's living in a biodome she invented. Phil: Awesome! That means Christmas on Neptune! [Claire sighs] Every other year? Claire: No.