Phil: I'm just so happy!
Claire: Really? Oh, did you finally get a hole in one?
Phil: A hole in one. I hope our baby has your sense of humor.
Claire: Our what?
Phil: Why didn't I see it? The drug store, the bloated ankles, you've been so moody lately...
Claire: What are you talking about?
Phil: There it is.
Claire: Phil, I am not pregnant.