Jay: That's not the plan.
Gloria: If you wanna go there so bad, that's the only way you're gonna get there.
Jay: I'm not trying to get me there. I'm trying to get you there!
Gloria: What?
Jay: Look I may have exaggerated the size kahuna I was. I may not technically have been a kahuna. I was shy, and I spent most of my time on the bench.
Gloria: But you always made it sound like you-
Jay: Oh, I know what I made it sound like. People didn't expect much from me, and, um, they certainly didn't expect me to end up with somebody like you.
Gloria: So this is all about you parading me around like a trophy?
Jay: Yes.
Gloria: Why didn't you say so? I can be a trophy! Come on. We need to get this up to Pebble Beach.