Cameron: Sir! Sir! Sir, hi. Excuse me. Um, yes. I know this is highly unusual, but I need your help to save a marriage. There is a couple in this neighborhood that is about to get a divorce for a simple misunderstanding. Their name is Jake and Debbie. And I know you've taken an oath to not tell people where other people live, and I respect that, but maybe we could work out some sort of super secretive spy signal, where if you scratch your left ear, you know, maybe they live on the left, and if you scratch your right ear, they live on-
Mailman: They live right here.
Cameron: Oh. This conversation never happened.