Cameron: Well, it's nice to see how supportive our friends are being.
Mitchell: Yeah. It's nice how quickly they reached out to... to you. I got nothing. It's like it's mocking me.
Cameron: I-I'm sure the texts were meant for both of us.
Mitchell: That's not how it works, okay? They're not thanking us for brunch. We're getting a divorce! Why is no one calling me?!
Cameron: Well, maybe because they think you're the... the stronger, less emotional one.
Mitchell: That's crazy. Just because I'm strong doesn't mean I don't need my friends at a time like this!
Cameron: A time like what? Y-You realizing this isn't actually happening, right?
Mitchell: Oh, come on. If the shoe was on the other foot, you would be freaking out.
Cameron: Yes... which is why I'm getting all the texts.
Mitchell: Okay, well, here.
Cameron: Ohh, from Steven and Stefan in Capri. Oh. Text back, uh, "Do not fly home. I'm doing okay."
Mitchell: I thought this wasn't really happening!