Quote from Jay in Commencement
Jay: Hey, Phil. You know how you're my go-to guy on stuff? Phil: Huh. I suppose against all odds, we've become best friends. Jay: Sure. So, apparently, some of the students are angry that I'm giving the commencement address. Phil: Why? Jay: Who knows why their sick minds do anything? Gotta say though, it feels good to be hating hippies again. Anyway, would you mind giving this place a sweep? See if you notice something suspicious. Jay: Consider it done.