Mitchell: [aside to camera] Tonight is the L.A. premiere of "Sophie's Choice: The Musical." And it sold out in seconds, but the theater reserved a few amazing house seats for an online lottery.
Cameron: And there's a rumor Meryl Streep is going to be in the audience.
Mitchell: Oh, my God.
Cameron: You have to feel for that poor actress playing Sophie. It'd be like me sewing costumes in front of Bob Mackie.
Mitchell: And the award for the gayest thing ever said goes to...