Phil: Wait a minute. You won?! Congratulations!
Alex: Please don't be happy for me. I can't take it. I was such a jerk to you.
Phil: No, honey, I get it. I, uh... I know I can be embarrassing. I... I just get nervous around smart people. Sometimes even you. The first time I ever said "quite, quite" was when you were five years old and you just told me about how plants make carbon dioxide.
Alex: This may surprise you, but... sometimes I wish I was more like you, the way you're always able to enjoy life.
Phil: Believe it or not, I felt the same way about my dad. I'm a... I'm a pessimist compared to him. And his dad actually suffered from a smile-induced hernia.