Gloria: She doesn't need pamphlets. She needs love and support. It's a beautiful rite of passage that is going to connect her with women everywhere.
Alex: Let's not get poetic. It hurts like hell.
Gloria: And that's why I brought all the ingredients to make her a traditional Colombian period poultice, and she can rub it on her belly when she gets cramps.
Alex: Or she could just take some ibuprofen.
Gloria: Oh, but is that going to draw out all of her sins? 'Cause that's why women get their period in the first place.
Cameron: Okay, very helpful. Two equally worthy paths.
Mitchell: Yeah, gotta say I'm leaning toward the pamphlet.